We need to talk Whybrows!

Ok girls, we need to talk….we really need to talk….EYEBROWS.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past year or so you surely can’t have failed to notice the worlds most abysmal beauty trend. The “Whybrow”. So named because you continually need to ask yourself “why” anyone would find it remotely attractive. Basically a Whybrow is an eyebrow that has been waxed and plucked to oblivion and beyond and boldly stencilled back in where no brow has ever been before. No need to worry about the colour of your hair because these babies are anything but subtle. In fact, even if your hair is whiter than an Mother Theresa’s knickers then it’s perfectly fine to draw your eyebrows in with a ruler and a Sharpie!
They say you should never take advice from a girl with bad eyebrows and right now that probably equates to about 50% of the female population.
Now please don’t try to tell me that those black monstrosities complement your face because they don’t and I promise you that in 20 years time you’re going to look back at those bad boys and wish the ground would swallow you up. You’ll be about as embarrassed by them as my generation were by feather cuts, platforms and kipper ties.
Your eyes are meant to frame your face not overpower it and big black slugs just don’t cut the mustard.
Please please please no more sharpies! In fact girls we’re going to create a new term here, “Eyebrowsing”… when you can’t help but stare at someones really bad eyebrows and say WTF were they thinking?

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